After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I still have a little drunk in my system
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Randomize
