Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
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Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
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I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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