And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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