There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
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door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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