I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard