I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
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No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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