Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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