That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
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the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
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The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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