You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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