what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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