Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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