Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
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We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
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my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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