I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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