If i come over, it means nothing
Your tits are I can't wait for
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
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Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
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Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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