covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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