so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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