Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
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Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
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Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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