Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
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Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
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You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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