he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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