it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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