Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Two words: blizzard sex
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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