i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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