..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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