I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
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i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
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Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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