Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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