There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Randomize
