small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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