Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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