my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
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i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
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Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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