My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
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We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
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Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
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Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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