So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
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My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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