What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
My boob is missing a layer of skin
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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