Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
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I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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