Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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