pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
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