and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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