the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
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when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
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I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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