Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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