Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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