there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
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yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
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Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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