I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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