Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
her vagine was all disorganized.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
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Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
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NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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