WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
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She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
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I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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