Non-Jews are for practice
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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