Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
is wine microwaveable?
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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