He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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