Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
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no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
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Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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