i think my mom watched the whole time
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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