Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
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What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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