found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
so that wasnt chicken after all
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
