How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
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Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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