glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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