what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
My day in three words: secret purse cake
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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