sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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