I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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