i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
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