He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
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